Cops

So it's been snowing like crazy for the past week and i decided to go outside and play in the snow with my brother and sister. 20 mins later, the cops come to our door and say that they got a call about a couple of people trying to break into OUR OWN HOUSE! we're the only ones outside. I really hate pulling the race card, but.....
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Cricket

So when i opened the front door to let my sister in the house, a gigantic cricket jumped out of nowhere into the house. So me and my sister are freaking out and trying to kill this thing for like 20 mins but it kept jumping around and refused to die. so my 12 yr old brother comes out of the shower and takes a shoe and kills it within like 10 secs. we're both looking like wtf. SOML

Toe Jam

Today, as I was walking out of the bathroom, I slammed my pinkie toe into the wall and collapsed to the floor like i was seriously about to die right there. now, 5 hrs later, if i was to even touch something with it, i feel like i'm gonna die. It looks like a tiny sausage SOML

back on the job hunt

So I was hired at this restaurant and I requested one week off cause I was working college graduations at my other job. So after that week, they didn't schedule me for the next week either or the next. so I called them and asked why I wasn't being put on the schedule and they said "company policy is that if you don't work for two weeks in a row, you're automatically terminated." And they didn't bother calling me to tell me that.....SOML

Sold out show

So Maroon 5 is performing at my university next month.

I just happen to work at the hall they are performing so i didn't buy a ticket thinking i was gonna be working the concert. I got the schedule yesterday and it says that i work 11am-5pm....concert starts at 7:30.....tickets are sold out. SOML

Rat-a-Who-ie

So at 12:30am sunday morning, i was chilling at my computer desk in my dorm room, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw something gray climbing down the wall. I look up for a split second and pushed myself off the table and jumped up screaming....it was a RAT!!!

Yes a rat. but after i jumped up and was screaming, it disappeared. And then i started to move my stuff around and then it climbed the wall, crawled on the ceiling i got on top of me and my roommates closets. I called the EMERGENCY maintenance and they said they couldnt do anything till monday......SOML(story of my life)